← more slop πŸ“’ hi. i am the intern. everyone else left. Tim (founder) is "at a conference in Dubai" since march. i run the fryer, the website AND the discord. pls buy 1 small fry so i can keep my bus pass πŸ™πŸ₯”

gm ser. probably nothing. πŸ‘€

$TATER

The potato that goes moon. Hold with hand of diamond. The fry is coming for the you. πŸš€

$0.00004200
β–² +4,200% (24h)
Market cap$4.2T (est.) (by me)
Holders12 (11 are dev)
LAUNCH IN-214d 00:00:00(already launched. u missed it)
πŸ”’ Liquidity locked87%
locked by Tim. key is in Dubai. bar is moving the normal direction (backwards).
Buy on DEXSlop πŸš€πŸš€ View chart (drawn by Steve)
"its a potato with lasers" -steve
🎨 drawn by Steve in MS Paint · 1 of 1 · saved as .bmp

πŸ“ˆ Live Chart (not live) (Steve draws each candle by hand)

πŸ–ŒοΈ chart_FINAL_final2_USE THIS ONE.bmp - Paint_β–‘βœ•
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UP ↑↑ this is us β†’
Steve is drawing the chart… 71%

πŸ” DEXSlop swap + order fries in ONE transaction (patent pending) (rejected)

β‡…
You receive (estimated) (by Steve)
4,200,000,000πŸ₯” $TATER
  • Slippage99% (auto)
  • Gas fee3 potatoes
  • Fry included1 (one) (cold)
  • Swaps left3

🍩 Tokenomics (fair launch) (to Tim)

  • 91% Dev wallet (safe) (Tim) (Dubai)
  • 5% Steve's MS Paint license (it was free)
  • 3% Fryer oil reserve (on fire)
  • 1% Community (u) (all 12 of u)
  • Tax: 4% buy Β· 99% sell Β· 12% fanum tax on fries

πŸ—ΊοΈ Roadmap to the moon (the moon is a potato) (source: whitepaper)

Roadmap progress64%
  1. Phase 1 βœ…Open potato stand behind the Sunoco (2019). Sell fries. Be happy.
  2. Phase 2 βœ…Make website.
  3. Phase 3 βœ…Make website again (Steve, MS Paint, exported as .bmp, 41MB).
  4. Phase 4 πŸš€Potato to moon. The moon is the potato's ancestral house. (in progress) (backwards)
  5. Phase 5: ???Tim knows. Tim is in Dubai. Tim reads messages at 3am and replies "πŸš€".
  6. Phase 6: fries?Return to selling fries for money like a normal shack. (needs community vote) (vote: no)

πŸ“„ Whitepaper v0.3 Β· 1 page (front only)

$TATER is the decentralized potato. In beginning, Tim had fries. Then Tim had the idea. The idea was: what if fries, but blockchain. Each $TATER represents 0.0001 of the emotional value of one potato, held in the custody of the walk-in fridge (broken). The supply is one trillion and Steve has drew each one with the hand. The remainder is moon.

Translated EN β†’ ν•œκ΅­μ–΄ β†’ PortuguΓͺs β†’ Suomi β†’ ζ—₯本θͺž β†’ EN by the intern's phone "to seem global". Original English lost in fryer incident. Sorry.

πŸ‘₯ The Team (doxxed: no)

πŸ₯”πŸ•ΆοΈ
TimFounder Β· CEO

"at a conference in Dubai." last seen: march. last message: "πŸš€"

πŸ₯”πŸ–ŒοΈ
SteveCTO Β· CFO Β· Art Director Β· Blockchain

Does all of it by hand in MS Paint. Can Steve use Photoshop? No.

πŸ₯”πŸ§’
The Intern (me)Only remaining employee

Fryer, website, discord, legal. Paid in $TATER. Cannot sell $TATER.

πŸ•
BiscuitHead of Security

Good boy. Also the auditor (see below). Conflict of interest: yes (treats).

πŸ₯”πŸ’Ό
KevinFormer Head of Liquidity

Left. Took the register. The register was the liquidity.

πŸ”₯
The FryerHardware Wallet

Holds 3% of supply. Has been on fire since the halving.

πŸ›‘οΈ Audited By

πŸ•
CertiDog β€” lead auditor Biscuit sniffed all 4 lines of the contract.
Findings: 0 critical Β· 0 major Β· 1 hash brown (eaten)
Verdict: "woof" (pass?)
πŸ–ŒοΈ
Steve Security Labs β€” hand-audited in MS Paint. Circled the bad parts in red. Circled everything in red.
Status: AUDITED βœ… (drawn on)

πŸ“ Visit The Shack (physical location) (has door)

Hours OPEN (probably)

Mon–Fri11am – whenever the intern's bus comes
SaturdaySteve (by hand)
SundayOpen on Sunday? No.
Bear market24/7 (we have nowhere else to go)

πŸ₯” Behind the Sunoco, Route 9.
Look for the potato with laser eyes (painted on the dumpster by Steve).

β›½Sunoco πŸ₯”THE SHACK 🚌intern's bus ✈️Tim (Dubai)
(not to scale) πŸ•Biscuit map drawn by Steve. north is "up-ish".
β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†came for fries. left with 11,000 $TATER and no fries. the intern said "wagmi" while crying.β€” Derek, Route 9
β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…steve drew me a potato in ms paint and said it was an NFT. it was $400. i love it. i am not ok.β€” verified holder (1 of 12)
β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜†Asked "can I pay in cash". He said no. Asked "can I get ketchup". He said no. Asked "is there a manager". No.β€” Karen (not dev)
β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†The potato is of very excellence. The fries walk well. I recommend to the family of me.β€” review translated 5 times

πŸ’¬ Community (strong) (bots)

Members41,207(41,195 bots)
Online now3(me, Steve, Biscuit)
Messages today9,412(9,400 are "wen fries")
Moderators1(me) (intern)
πŸš€ Server boost progress3 boosts

❓ FAQ Frequently Asked Questions (Frequently Answered: No)

Is this a rug pull?

No.

Can I withdraw my $TATER?

No.

Can I trade $TATER for fries at the shack?

No.

Is Tim coming back from Dubai?

No.

Does the intern get paid?

No.

Was the audit done by a licensed professional?

No.

Is there an English version of the whitepaper?

No.

Is the fryer still on fire?

No.

Is this financial advice?

No.

Are you just going to say "no" to everything?

No.

Is there ANY question where the answer is yes?

No.