- ☑ Module 1: Acquiring a Duck 12 min
- ☐ Module 2: Duck Placement Theory 47 min
- ☐ Module 3: Telling the Duck 3 hr 12 min
- ☐ Module 4: The Realization 4 sec
- ☐ Module 5: Thanking the Duck $49 add-on
- 🔒 BONUS: Two Ducks Enterprise
Module 1: Acquiring a Duck
Go to a store. Find a duck. Duck should be rubber. NOT a real duck (we got a letter).
| A | B | C | D | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FREE | PREMIUM 💎 | ENTERPRISE | |
| 2 | Price | $0 | $997/once* | call Linda |
| 3 | Rubber duck | 1 (yellow) | 1 (gold) | Linda holds it for u |
| 4 | Modules | 5 | 5 | Linda reads them to u (fast) |
| 5 | "The Realization" | ✔ | ✔ | Linda realizes it for u |
| 6 | Certificate | printed | printed (gold font) | signed by Linda (as Brayden) |
| 7 | Support | Linda | Linda | Linda, but she drives over |
| 8 | Refunds | no | no | no (typed v fast) |
| 9 |
* premium is NOT the same as free. it is gold. that's different. · price goes up every second u hesitate · As seen on: Brayden
VERIFIED STUDENT REVEIWS ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Average rating: 4.83 / 5 (6 reviews, verified by Brayden)
★★★★★"I explained my bug to the duck and it was fixed. Then I explained my homework to the duck. Still not fixed. 10/10"— Brayden K., Ohio
★★★★★"As a CEO, this is the best $997 I have ever spent. I am also the CEO of the company I spent it at."— Brayden K., CEO of Brayden K. LLC
★★★★★"My son Brayden reccomended this course. I am his mom. Please let him use the computer more."— Brayden K.'s Mom (typed by Brayden K.)
★★★★★"I was skeptical at first. Then I remembered I'm Brayden."— Brayden K., Professional Skeptic
★☆☆☆☆"the duck did not talk back. this is just a duck"— Kevin (review removed by Brayden K., moderator)
★★★★★"Hello. I am not Brayden. Great course."— Not Brayden (Brayden K.)
Linda_AI_NOT_AUNT: HELLO i am Linda the artifical intelligence. ask me anything about the course. i will answer very fast.
System:
Microsoft Windows 98
Second Edition
Premium (Gold) Edition*
4.10.997 A
Registered to:
Tyler (age 13)
Computer Lab PC #14
Lincoln Middle School
Computer:
Duck Inside™ Pentium II
64.0MB RAM (the school's)
2.1 GB free (Brayden's reviews use the rest)
* Premium (Gold) Edition is the regular edition but this text is gold. This is a parody. Not affiliated with Microsoft, any real course, or any real Brayden. Please do not send a 13 year old $997.